What is actually on

Four things, all of them permanent. There are no countdowns on this page, nothing expires at midnight, and nothing here is a price that goes back up next week to make this week look like a bargain.

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No countdown timers

The skin scan comes off whatever you book

A VISIA 3D skin analysis is £50, and that £50 is credited against anything you book within 30 days of having it. In practice most people who go on to treatment pay nothing for the assessment, and the ones who do not still leave with the images and the written plan.

One credit per person. Applies to treatment, not to products. Runs permanently.

Course pricing, not sale pricing

Three course packages priced between twelve and fifteen per cent below the same sessions bought one at a time. They have been the same price since the day they went up and they will still be that price after Christmas.

Payable in three interest free instalments. Unused sessions refunded if a course is stopped.

Weekday mornings on laser hair removal

Sessions booked before 11am on a Tuesday, Wednesday or Thursday are twenty per cent less than the list price. This is not generosity, it is that the laser suite is empty at nine in the morning and a machine standing idle earns nothing. If your work allows it, take it.

Applies to laser hair removal only, on those three mornings, subject to availability. Not combinable with course pricing.

Two week reviews, included

Every first injectable appointment includes a review two weeks later at no charge. Most clinics charge for that appointment or quietly do not offer it. It is the appointment where small asymmetries get corrected, and it is the reason we can afford to treat conservatively the first time.

Included on every first injectable appointment. Not an offer, a policy, and it has no end date.

What you will not find here

No flash sales, no Black Friday, no bundle that expires on Sunday, no membership. A clinic that discounts injectables to fill a Tuesday is telling you what it thinks the treatment is worth, and a treatment that is only worth having at forty per cent off was probably not worth having.

Also permanent

Refer a friend credits both of you £30 after their first paid treatment. Gift vouchers are valid for twelve months. Spreading the cost over three months is interest free on anything above £300.